July302014

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

(Source: uzmama, via basorexic-lass)

July292014
July282014

zamii070:

age limits on things more like stop it

(via causeallidoisdance)

5PM

(Source: anustartpop, via jessdontcurr)

July272014

(Source: walkingdixon)

July262014

lazy-afternooner:

Jean Kirschtein must defeat his new boyfriend’s seven evil exes in order to win his heart. 

(via shota-purinsu)

6PM

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via nimbuffbrun)

July222014
Madness can be a medicine for the modern world.

(Source: deavwinchester, via sweetconformity)

July152014

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

(Source: dumbegg, via aliwa)

July102014

diaemyung:

We weren’t even drunken. Just a normal day. 

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